The Mystery that is Curtis Painter

One of the ugliest mother fuckers in appearance and how he throws the ball. Sitting through a Pre-Season game as a Colts' fan is like sitting through a 3 hour loop of Rebecca Black's Friday, while being offered 50 OVR cornerbacks by Franco, and having your testicles stepped on by an obese male in cleats.

My DNA lab is currently testing possibilities of how this deformed mess of a human was made. So far, we are questioning:

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he's beautiful on the inside

You're right Meth... And that matters about a tenth as much as on the outside.

Fuck it, Default, I'm starting Painter week one.

that's not fair, he's too good

colts

brady for painter

Colts will be fine once they get Brady Quinn

kerry collins is the future in indy

Fuck all your predictions.