Two hundred and one reasons to fire Andy Reid.

#1: He can't win with good players.
#2: He's lost without Donovan McNasty.
#3: DeSean a bitch.
#4: Maclin a bitch.
#5: Eli / Romo / Rex a .
#6: You can call the Eagles "SHEGLES", because it's calling them women.
#7: Vick murders dogs. Actually, that was funny. Nevermind.
#7: (take two) No Kolb, no ring.
#8: Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie proves that long names don't win championships.
#9: Philadelphia is trashy.
#10: Andy Reid tries too hard to look like Mike Holmgren, but at least he can win.
#11: Asante Samuel reportedly can't maintain an erection.
#12: Long hair don't care.
#13: Is banning Emory a bad thing? We can't see him say stupid shit.
#14: Even the Redskins have a Super Bowl win. Come on.
#15: They believe Pro Bowl nods equal Super Bowl rings.
#16: Kurt Coleman and Nate Allen suck. Quientin Mikell is jacking off thinking about it.
#17: Tramon Williams looks hispanic in his Madden picture.
#18: I forgot to get my free flu shot.
#19: If it's white, it's alright. If it's black, send it back.
#20: Eagles have nice uniforms, but what has that done for them?
#21: The American Bald Eagle is endangered. Just like the Eagles chances at success.
#22: Andy Reid likes to eat candy and it makes him sleepy.
#23: The waterboy is now the General Manager of the team. Or something.
#24: The Eagles are the Pacers of the NFL. But at least we have it right by not signing black guys.
#25: If the NFL was the MLB, the Eagles would be the Washington Nationals, and they would have signed Jayson Werth fifteen times this offseason.
#26: Because they overpaid and he didn't produce.
#27: What happened to Sav Rocca? He added prestige to that team.
#28: Vince Young is everything wrong with America.
#29: Fresh Prince and DJ Jazzy Jeff are underrated.
#30: Eagles fans that attend games are stupid morons. Boo, cheer, boo, cheer, boo, cheer. And that's just the pre-game warmups.
#31: Eagles fans are scientifically proven to rape and murder 50% more than other fans.
#32: Nine wide? More like avoid winning.
#33: Juqua Parker is a stupid name.
#34: Brent Celek has led zero game winning drives.
#35: Ron Mexico.
#36: You broke Terrell Owens' heart.
#37: If Eagles won a couple Super Bowls, Emory would like them.
#38: You know who so sick? Every other team in the NFL.
#39: If you re-arrange the word EAGLES, you get TRASHY.
#40: Does Mark Wahlberg play for them now?


More to come.

poop sandwich

Something really hit a nerve with you, didn't it? Enough to lurk around the forums to post moronic jibberish on threads that you really have no clue about... Creepy.

poop sandwich

Just wondering, how old are you? You insulted another board member, I called you out on it, and you took it to heart. Let shit go and stop being so dumb on here.

poop sandwich

That was really stupid.